Good Guy Burglar
no you don’t understand.
he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.
he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.
and if you don’t think that’s the tightest crap ever get out of my face.
one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time
"The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"
There’s a book sitting in front of you.
In it contains all the bad things people have said about you behind your back, would you open it?
Hell fucking yeah
The collision between the Milky Way Galaxy and the Andromeda Galaxy.
welp, looks like we pretty fucked.
facts about this: 1. it isn’t going to happen for a while
2. we are actually going to survive this and the sky will look amazing that night scientist have predicted
practical uses for men
Jealous boyfriends be like
YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER
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