darkknightguardianofgotham:

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.
he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.
he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.
and if you don’t think that’s the tightest crap ever get out of my face.

darkknightguardianofgotham:

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.

he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.

he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.

and if you don’t think that’s the tightest crap ever get out of my face.

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underhuntressmoon:

jemmasimmns:

one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time

"The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"

cheezetits:

narcotic:

There’s a book sitting in front of you.

In it contains all the bad things people have said about you behind your back, would you open it? 

Hell fucking yeah

clueplur:

teachmehowtoglovie:

dewogong:

The collision between the Milky Way Galaxy and the Andromeda Galaxy.

welp, looks like we pretty fucked.

facts about this: 1. it isn’t going to happen for a while
2. we are actually going to survive this and the sky will look amazing that night scientist have predicted

clueplur:

teachmehowtoglovie:

dewogong:

The collision between the Milky Way Galaxy and the Andromeda Galaxy.

welp, looks like we pretty fucked.

facts about this: 1. it isn’t going to happen for a while

2. we are actually going to survive this and the sky will look amazing that night scientist have predicted

Sometimes my boyfriend is nice and gets me flowers ♡

Sometimes my boyfriend is nice and gets me flowers ♡

jerkofficial:

jerkofficial:

lets play a game, guess what im eating

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Warning Major Spoiler!
vampishly:

practical uses for men

vampishly:

practical uses for men

therealbenyonce:

me neither 

therealbenyonce:

me neither 

ruinedchildhood:

Jealous boyfriends be like

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

ice-sandwiches:

alexenspring:

renswackyride:

i didnt even fucking tag this

I did not expect that!

There’s even the taco’s reflection in little Anna’s eyes!

ice-sandwiches:

alexenspring:

renswackyride:

i didnt even fucking tag this

I did not expect that!

There’s even the taco’s reflection in little Anna’s eyes!